sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

thegeekyblonde:

thegeekyblonde:

thegeekyblonde:

it’s saturday night and my parents are out and i’m a teenager i’m gonna do something REBELLIOUS 

I’M GOING TO DRINK THIS HOT CHOCOLATE AND THEN NOT BRUSH MY TEETH

i brushed my teeth anyway

themeagles:

My niece just asked me “why are they even debating, Beyonce said to vote for Obama”.

deluminator:

my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’

• teacher: tell me one thing about yourself that most people do not know
• me: no

• person: you're blocking the view.
• me: i am the view.

the difference between DC & Marvel

• Bruce Wayne: Secret identities are important - it protects who you are and the ones you love.
• Tony Stark: YOLO

precipitates:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day

thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away

So I hear Obamacare passed.

harpalyce:

thingsareswinging:

And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this?

Should- should somebody tell them?

No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.

Everyone seems to have these really philosophical, interesting thoughts before they go to sleep and I’m like lol I just hope I die on an even day.