the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
it’s saturday night and my parents are out and i’m a teenager i’m gonna do something REBELLIOUS
I’M GOING TO DRINK THIS HOT CHOCOLATE AND THEN NOT BRUSH MY TEETH
i brushed my teeth anyway
My niece just asked me “why are they even debating, Beyonce said to vote for Obama”.
my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this?
Should- should somebody tell them?
No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.
Everyone seems to have these really philosophical, interesting thoughts before they go to sleep and I’m like lol I just hope I die on an even day.